Dear Jews...

Dear George,

Here's our first draft of your speech to the Knesset.

Tell us what you think.

Love, Condi ;)

Some seem to believe we should negotiate with terrorists and radicals, as if some ingenious argument will persuade them they have been wrong all along.

Who are these some?

Well, I'm not naming names, but they might be someone who like KARL MARX wrote multiple books or like IDI AMIN who was of African descent or like ADOLPH HITLER who had had a Caucasian mother or like JOHN WAYNE GACY who lived most of his life in Illinois or like KIM JUNG IL who is not very good at bowling or like POL POT who is a darwinian descendant from simians or like JACK THE RIPPER who had a last name -- "Ripper" -- with six letters or like HANNIBAL LECTER who once enjoyed a nice Chianti or like INCURABLE AND VERY DEADLY AVIAN FLU which is a carbon based life-form.

If your American counterparts are really willing to trust Senator Karl Idi Adolph John Wayne Kim Jung Pol Jack The Hannibal Currently Incurable and Very Deadly Avian Flu with the Presidency of the United States of America... well... don't say I didn't warn you.

Not-- Not that I'm talking about anyone in particular.

Too subtle?



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Wait, wait... (2.00 / 6)

...I think I can get a Devil reference in as well.


by Lieber on Fri May 16, 2008 at 10:12:31 AM EST

Re: Dear Jews... (2.00 / 1)

Heh.


by temptxan on Fri May 16, 2008 at 10:12:32 AM EST

Re: Dear Isreali Jews... (none / 0)

Most Jews in America vote democrat. They will vote for the "shiksa" democratic even though she hugged Arafat's wife, Soha, after Mrs. Arafat accused Israel of using poison gas against Palestinians. There is a good chance American Jews will even vote for the "Shvartze" even though his middle name is "Hussein" and "Obama" rhymes with "Osama".

Making a speech in the USA where my popularity is 25% will not change the vote of any American Jew or any American. So I am here in the Knesset today, pretending to honor your country's 60th birthday, but really to shame the American Jews into voting Republican in the next election. How could those ungrateful "Kikes" vote against my administration. If they are not with me, they are for the terrorists."



Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans. - Will Rogers
by benjaminsp on Fri May 16, 2008 at 10:36:14 AM EST

Almost sounds like the speech of Ms North (none / 0)

Carolina of last year...if I may say (with due apologies to Ms NC)...;)


by louisprandtl on Fri May 16, 2008 at 10:40:08 AM EST

Sorry it should be Ms. South Carolina... (2.00 / 1)


by louisprandtl on Fri May 16, 2008 at 10:41:49 AM EST
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John McCain is the Golem. (2.00 / 2)


by hypopg on Fri May 16, 2008 at 10:52:42 AM EST

He's certainly old enough to be n/t (2.00 / 1)


Anybody got any mixers? - Zaphod Beeblebrox.
by UrbanRedneck on Fri May 16, 2008 at 11:23:17 AM EST
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Re: Dear Jews... (2.00 / 1)

Yeah, this particular Jew here was irate when he heard about that speech to the Knesset.

Fuck off, Dubya.


by Reaper0Bot0 on Fri May 16, 2008 at 10:53:31 AM EST

I'd leave a substantive comment Lieber,q (2.00 / 1)

but I am irrelevant.


Anybody got any mixers? - Zaphod Beeblebrox.
by UrbanRedneck on Fri May 16, 2008 at 11:25:16 AM EST

Tales of your irrelevance were... (2.00 / 1)

...completely exaggerated.


by Lieber on Fri May 16, 2008 at 12:10:01 PM EST
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No doubt (2.00 / 1)

sleep depravation had something to do with that.


Anybody got any mixers? - Zaphod Beeblebrox.
by UrbanRedneck on Fri May 16, 2008 at 12:16:09 PM EST
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Re: Dear Jews... (none / 0)

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"Another problem we have...is that in election years we behave somewhat as primitive peoples do at the time of the full moon." --Harry Truman
by Steve M on Fri May 16, 2008 at 02:13:00 PM EST


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